You know what would be a really cool alarm clock, If it were Nick Fury from the Avengers, so when it went off it said “Wake up MOTHER FUCKER!!!” and when you pressed snooze it went “I acknowledge that you’ve made the decision to snooze, but given that it’s a stupid ass decision i’ve elected to ignore it” and just kept beeping.
Yep need it
France portrayed as England’s antagonistic rapist ex-boyfriend in a USUK fic.
America portrayed as England’s assholish-jerky ex-boyfriend in a FrUK fic.
England portrayed as America or France’s heartless, cold, abusive, and demanding ex-boyfriend in a FrUS fic.
Antagonizing these three characters.
These three characters being cool pals
or if you like the threesome that’s cool too.
You know you are too much like your character when you’re contemplating buy from an online bulk candy store.